“I’m just here to kill all these dead S.O.B.s.”
Troy doesn’t belong in this kingdom, and he never really meant to get into the zombie-slaying business at all. But now that he’s here, now that he has no option but to swing his sword around rather than swinging around bales of hay, well, he’s going to be the best zombie-slayer there is. Maybe win himself a princess in the process, a small castle… There’s something to be said for being a hero, Troy is discovering, especially when it comes with lovely wenches and pocketfuls of gold. Of course, he has to survive all the zombies first.